Guess what? Quidditch had been muggle-ized!
Several colleges headed to an Intercollegiate Quidditch World Cup recently, and even ESPN is covering it.
According this ESPN article, Muggle Quidditch is like this..."There won't be any flying -- damn gravity! -- but there will be broomsticks, held between the legs while running, bludgers ("I'll teach you to try to score!" Whack!) and even a snitch (only the flying golden ball is replaced by a fast guy or gal clad in gold with a tennis ball in a sock stuck in his or her waistband)."
Middlebury College started it all... I'm so going to college there!
Click on snitch for more... ya know you want to...