Hey, guyz, Div told me to write a review of the Twilight movie, so here I am.
Bad parts: Well, lets start with the effects. I mean, come on! Edwards sparkling was the lamest thing I've ever seen!!! And their running (really flying) was just bad effects. Not to mention Edward climbing up a tree, does anyone remember that?! I sure don't. As for their 'staredowns' every ten seconds, that was really just embarassing, I mean, vampires don't stare at each other all creepily every ten seconds, siriusly (haha, im punny)?! Did anyone SEE the cullen's house?! It was soooooooo wrong!!! SO SO SO SO WRONG!!!!!And I'd just like to ask, does anyone else think Bella loves Edward, 'cause it sure didn't look like it, all she did was stare at him all intensely, and well....thats about it. I felt no connection between the actors. You know what else? Edward actually TOLD Bella how one gets turned into a vampire. One of the main points of the story is that he doesn't want Bella knowing how to become a vampire because he wants to preserve her life. And may I just ask....... WHERE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN WORLD IS BELLA'S LULLABY!?!?!? Come on, I mean, there was that one scene where he was playing the piano, but we don't know what it sounds like or who its for. I would like to reccomend Lake Erie Rainfall, by Jim Brickman (thanks to TwilightFan28, on youtube, for turning me on to it). And don't get me started on the casting (seriously, who casted this, I want to know, because I really wonder for their health, and eyesight). Let's just do that whole casting business over again.
Good parts: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............................
lets see.................................................well, there's......................................that one part.............................................................. Well, ok ,the baseball scene wasnt THAT terrible, except for the running and the 'monkey man' comment. But other that that, not too shabby.
And a rather heated review by Jor. If this offends anybody, we're sorry, this is just one view of the movie. Another review will be posted soon. -Divya
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