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April 1, 2009

Marry a Presedent (they get all the good stuff)

"The Times Online is reporting this evening that the First Lady of the United States" will be darn lucky enough to not only go to London, nut to spend an entire dinner with JK ROWLING! Not to mention also dining with Kelly Holmes, the super, "double Olympic gold medallist"! Her children will also be shown royaly around the set of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Like I said, marry a Presedent (they get all the good stuff).

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"Stop doing that!" Hermione said weakly to the twins, who were as vividly red-haired as Ron, though stockier and slighty shorter."Hello, Harry," said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones.""You don't want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, also beaming. "There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."